A Review of the Unicorn Horn Small pastel Pleasures Dildo by Split Peaches

I am always happy to review new and exciting toys and the Unicorn Horn Small pastel Pleasures Dildo from Split Peaches was no exception. As with all new toys, I get a description when I read about it but have no idea what will meet me when it arrives.

My toy came together with a little key ring with S and P in this font as if Times New Roman and Cureer New had a baby. I’m not sure if the ring was a 3D representation of a split peach but it’s fun and I will probably take it with me to Woodhull for keys and such. There were also stickers and some temporary tattoos which I will also take with me and maybe get someone to put on me for one of the parties but I digress.

The site is nice and accessible and the people with whom I exchanged emails and twitter dm’s couldn’t do enough for me. The package arrived promptly and there were no issues with customs.

Dimensions: 6 insertable inches or 15 cm x 1 and 5/8 inches or 4.1275CM at the base. It tapers and twists but I am not sure what the diameter or circumference of the tip’s measurements are.

The shape feels stimtastic and the silicone is not the matt finish kind but not quite the gobble up all the lube and magnetise dirt and hair kind either. I feel the possibilities this toy can have but I imagine the next size up would have shown those to me a bit more easily. I imagine all of the ribbing and texture but when it goes in, well, I have to squeeze to feel a little bit of what I am imagining. Maybe I need to do things with another person to feel the full effect or maybe more lube or less hurry but as it stands, what I am feeling is potential and waiting on the rest to happen. I am forever optimistic and hopeful that this will change and I will talk about it if it does.

If you’d like to get one of these little sweeties, you can use the Split Peaches link on this post and it will help me out financially as well.

Affiliate links have been used in this post. This toy was sent to me in exchange for an unbiased review.

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